LOOOOOL... nice attitude man! Arguably you are the soul of this thread! keep it alive...(i hope this end will not burden you so much to quit..)
As for the tiramisu case, it's no doubt a burning issue...WHY did this failure take place?? I am confident that you were undermined by some cruel, though unknown, existence, which despise individuals who fancy sweets.. Better late than never though, i'm here to illuminate you. It's high time we remained vigilant over this issue (things are much more complicated than even the LOST scriptwriter can imagine) and take immediate action (that is, start protesting).
ZERO TOLERANCE TO SWEET FAILURES. WE DEMAND: EACH SWEET --> ONE MASTERPIECE.
btw..have you noticed black smoke over your sweet while you were preparing it??? this would be an intangible evidence upholding my theory...
Thanks for your compliments! No, it won' t be your words that will make me write less here, but the fact that I am still studying English... And I have to study for school, too... I' ll try to meet you as frequently as possible.
The tiramisu? Aye, aye, aye... I saw some kind of smoke, but it wasn' t black... It was white (I think it was the steam of the water which was to become coffee, but one can never be sure about those mysterious phenomena).
I think I can guess who is responsible for this. I have my own theory, and please let me elaborate on it.
As it is commonly known, sweets harm your teeth, as they contain sugar. Do YOU know SOMEBODY who wants to have teeth? No? Let' s examine another clue.
If sweets are not a total failure (which means that someone is going to eat them anyway), as was the case with my tiramisu, and if, due to this failure or even unability of the sweet to provide complete satisfaction, the baker becomes determined to make more and more sweets until they are perfect. Making (and consequently eating) more sweets means more bad teeth. Do YOU know ANYBODY who has a personal interest if this happens? No? Well, there are other clues on which you can think as well.
WHO is able to approach you undercover, silently like an FBI agent, and sabotage a sweet during its assembly or baking? And all this, without anyone noticing them? WHO does the same thing but steals teeth instead? WHO gets rich because of fallen teeth and gives people just a fraction of a tooth' s value?
NOW YOU KNOW HER!
IT' S THE TOOTH FAIRY! DESTROY HER!
