Ah... Your lack of experience as a spy detector is so conspicuous... As well as your lack of religious knowledge

... Elochims (actually, I admit that I had no idea of what these are, but I googled for a minute or two) are creatures of virtue, similar to angels, who would never devote their time in such human purposes full of sin.
You are wrong. I am a Russian assassin sent by the Communist Party to infiltrate the American spy net here in this country. Information about ''Greek guyzzzzz'' (as you said) is not that difficult to find. In fact, the average Greek is, by many aspects, similar to the capitalistic and dummy average American. With the difference that, Greeks are not stupid, but they are reluctant to use their intellectual abilities (which are great).
This is the forthcoming New Soviet Republic' s most significant warning to Greece: ''Please reconsider your relationships with NATO and the USA. You have fifteen years to leave the NATO. The EU has got fifteen years as well. Otherwise you will be treated as our enemy' s allies.''